And this time, it's longer! [NEVER trusting the 'word count' feature on OpenOffice EVER again. 'shakes fist']

Before I begin, is there a tag for 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'?  Apparently so. [Was I just blind from illness? ^^;] Thank you!

Hope my sporking skills have sharpened since my first/last post. All summaries are from the 'Just In' page ( Read more... )

In honor of the sparkling beverage we favor on New Year's Eve, here are Pit summaries of "champagne".  (Sporking in bold.)

Harry Potter

Details what happens after Remus and Sirius first come together, regrets and torn wrapping paper and champagne from a paper cup.
If this doesn't take place in a rusted trailer held up with cinder blocks, I'll be very ( Read more... )

"Raven" is kind of iffy as a hair color term. It's not wrong, it's just sort of in the realm of purple prose.

Calling a person "the raven" in the same way you'd call a person "the blonde" or "the brunette" makes me want to scream.

Calling a male person "the ravenette" makes me want to stab my eyes out.

Unfortunately, I think that calling a male "the ( Read more... )

Take one Sephiroth.  Add a Mary-Sue.  Turn Mary-Sue into his daughter.  What do you get?

Absolute madness.

( Meteor! )

Before we start, a RL spork:

"Don't drink til your Dutch!" on a coffee shop poster that sponsors our radio station.

...D: TIL MY DUTCH WHAT?

You know a fandom that you know about and absolutely loath? That you want to write a bad!fic for? This person did several. I love him for it. He is an inspiration to us all. I will try my best to spork it's ( Read more... )

So here I am clearing my email and I get this message from "The Pit" as you guys call it for some story called "Darkness Demon Rose" by some author of a very similar emogoth name. Never heard of it before so I open it up. Dear sweet lord, 3 paragraphs in and I was crying for my beloved FFVII characters. Why do people stereotype characters? WHY!? ( Read more... )

I'll be honest:  This wasn't that bad.  Of course, it was so SHORT that it was impossible to truly gauge its level of bad-ness.

My sporks be in bold.

( Shortest...Fic...Ever. )

First, I must say that memorysdaughter is brilliant and deserves her own internet. Next, now that I have regrouped my brain (it was slaughtered in the mirth that is other members' recent postings) I shall proceed with a word search of my own. The words today are: stapler and crossover

Stapler

Inuyasha
Frustration of the Sexual Persuasion
[COMPLETE][ ( Read more... )

Attention Class. The word of the day is YAOI. Please repeat this a thousand times, because that seems to be what one does with this word.

( Some stellar examples )

 Browsing the Pit, I came across a crossover where, if I’m reading correctly, Cloud and Squall come from a world where plot, capitalisation and any correct dialogue convention are non-existent.

My troll sense can’t help but tingle, but frankly my brother’s attempts at fan fic were pretty much identical to this, so.
Anyway, the story begins and we’ ( Read more... )